The McConnell Supreme Court just issued a very fascinating ruling about fetuses. They upheld a portion of an Indiana law, signed into law by the most holy Pence, that requires the proper burial or cremation of a fetus that has been aborted. Also, if the woman has a miscarriage.
Now, in Indiana about 99% of abortions are performed within the first 13 weeks. At that point the fetus is less than 4 inches long. The size of a nice string bean. Some of these fetuses will be much shorter, of course. And the fetus weighs in at a rather hefty…well…less than 2 ounces. Less than half of a quarter pounder at McDonald’s.
According to my understanding of the Indiana law this pea pod, tiny bundle of cells is now going to be given full burial rights. For purposes of disposal, this little package will be required to be buried or cremated. It’s the LAW.
This raises some interesting issues.
Portabicicletas de pared 4 lugares gold 567040560 RMS bicicleta
Who decides whether the fetus is buried or cremated? Does the law take into account the wishes of the fetus? Some fetuses may object (if they could talk) to being buried. They might prefer cremation. Others, of a more fundamentalist persuasion, might demand to be buried. Otherwise, how could they rise from the dead in glory in the “Last Days” when all of god’s children meet with him ?
Portabiciclette gancio traino velospace xt2 938 2 per 2 bici 2331225910 Thule biPortable 2 Double Burner Gas Stove Cooking Propane Outdoor Camping HOME TO
Miscarriages are another issue. I mean, a woman who aborts her fetus is obviously evil. But what about the woman who miscarries? Well, now, in addition to the sorrow and pain she feels, she will be required to decide how to dispose of her potential offspring. additional pain and suffering. As well she should. After all, she should not have miscarried in the first place. “Sorry lady, but you should not have had that diet Coke. It’s your own fault”. Lesson learned.
Portable 38'' Oversized High Camping Fishing Folding Chair Outdoor Hiking SeatPortable 80 CFM 1-Speed 6 Liter Thermo-Electric Fridge Warmer Chest CoolerPortable Aluminum Zoomable Flashlights 70 Wattages 8000LM Waterproofs FlashlightPortable Bean Bag Toss Cornhole Game Set of 2 Boards and 8 Beanbags
What about the fetuses of our military? What if the father, for example, was in the Army or Navy? What if the father was a general? In that case, I would suggest that the 3 inch bundle of cells requires a military burial with full military honors. I am shocked that somehow the highly intelligent members of the Indiana legislature forgot to include this in the bill. An unfortunate oversight. (Or perhaps an Obama plot?)
Let us imagine. The drummers are drumming. An honor guard carries a tiny coffin draped in a tiny American flag (made in China). The bugles blow. A tiny hole is quickly dug in the cemetery. As the tiny coffin is lowered into the tiny hole the uniformed honor guard shoots into the air. A 21 condom salute.
Isn’t that the least we can do?
Portable Camp Kitchen and Sink Table with Lantern PolePortable Camping Chair bluee Cooler Bag 16 Can Drink Holder Folding Oversize Seat
Portable Camping Lantern Dimmable LED Light Lamp Battery Powered Outdoor 1000lmPortable Camping Sink w Towel Holder with Soap Dispenser & Foot Pump 19LPortable Canopy Shelter Umbrella Outdoor Camping Beach Sun Shade Sports Tent XL